I'm Not Joe Dunay
Hello. My name is not Joe Dunay. It is Cole. I do not look like Joe Dunay. I look like Cole.
Aggie seems to be under the impression that I am the spitting image of this man named Joe. I don't see the resemblance. So in honor of Aggie's delusion, here is a list of people I am told I look like.
#1 Joe Dunay
This is the most recent doppelgänger accusation that I have gotten. He was a PR student at Ohio Northern. The only similarity we have is the fact that we both have beards. He has blue eyes, I have brown. He has blonde hair, I have red.
#2 Angus Cloud
Also known as Fez from the HBO show Euphoria, Angus Cloud is an actor that has a red beard and red hair. Like Joe, Angus has blue eyes, which I do not have. I can see the resemblance on this one though. Angus has a beard that looks just like mine.
#3 Mac Miller
I actually haven't heard this one in a while. In fact, my brother used to get this one more than me (I look like my brother). The only similarity I have with Mac is just the red beard. We don't have the same face shape, nose or eyes.
#4 Syndrome (The Incredibles)
I got told this when I was a kid. It really hurt my feelings. Kids are mean.
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